Have
you ever tried to explain an MMO to a non-gamer? It can be the most fun and
insanity you can legally have, as well as extremely frustrating. I got to
talking with my sister about ESO the other day. I mentioned picking up a new
game, and she asked about it. She's pretty cool but the only games she is
interested in are casual ones, so an MMO like ESO is completely foreign to her
("Wait a minute," she says, can't you just use English! What the hell
is an "MMO" anyway?" "A Massive Multiplayer Online Game. Technically
i should say MMOG, or even MMORPG, because--" "STOP!") We
haven't even gotten to what the game is about and already she's complaining of
a headache. ("Well, now you know how I feel when you and Dad talk
sports!" I reply.)
Eventually
she decides to just not ask about the jargon, while I try and talk around words
that aren't in Webster's Dictionary as much as possible. (xp? stats?
leveling?--"Isn't that a carpentry thing?" she asks) And we finally
get to character gen. "You pick a character class," I tell her,
"that determines what your character can do." "Like playing
offensive or defensive?" "No, any character can attack or
defend."
There
are four ESO classes, DragonKnights ("Do they ride on dragons?--Oh, you
mean they turn into dragons!" "Sort of, not exactly. Maybe?")
DragonKnights are the basic fighter class ("I thought the whole game was
fighting, so why isn't everyone a fighter?"--long diversion there.) So,
like I was saying, DragonKnight is the basic fighter class, they have a mix of
physical attacks and magical attacks, and are really good at tanking.
("You don't mean they turn into tanks...right?" We interrupt this
discussion with a special bulletin on MMO combat roles!)
Next
come Nightblades ("Are they like assassins?" "Yes!
Sometimes..they can be.") Nightblades, I explain are like D&D rogues.
(And that was a mistake--"Oh god, not that stupid game again!") Ahem.
So Nightblades can be really good at sneaking and attacking from ambush. They
can also help other players by weakening enemies and stuff. They were the most
popular class in the beta game. ("Of course they were. Who wouldn't want
to be a sneaky, nasty assassin. Don't tell me--they're your favorite
class!" "Um..Hm..look at the time!")
Sorcerers
are the magic users of the ESO classes ("But you said the other two
classes, Dragon-Whatsis and Nightblade use magic!" "Well, yes,
but...ESO classes..." "Oh, never mind. Tell you what, let's go out
for lunch together and talk about something real for a bit. What did you think
of the NFL draft pick?") Does anyone else's family have the strange
illusion that their games are real
and yours are just some imaginary
pretend thing?
We
never didn't get to Templars...probably just as well. At least my family tries
to understand my hobbies. That's a good thing...right?